Category: Poetry

While walking in the neighborhood On her usual evening stroll… Mrs. Jones saw little Bobby Covering up a great big hole. “What are you doing?” She asked him, “I bet you’re burying treasure.” Little Bobby just shook his head, Packing dirt with boyish pleasure. “It’s just a rat grave,” Bobby said, “I just now saw […]

I was sitting at a light Feeling kind of bored, When a guy drove up beside me In a plain old common Ford. Now a Ford just isn’t one Of my favorite cars of choice. I was waiting for the light Sitting there in my Rolls Royce. Then the guy who owned the Ford Began […]

Consider the kiwi, With looks so absurd. But one must admit That she’s quite a bird. With feathers like hair, No wings for a flight; A beak that has whiskers! She’s quite a strange sight. The egg that she lays, Is so big, you might ask… Just how could she ever Accomplish the task. Then […]

A poodle went into the woods. Just why he went there, I don’t know, Because for a little poodle That is a stupid place to go. As he was strolling down a path, And feeling very much alone, He came upon a skeleton That had a very tasty bone. As he was chewing on the […]

Each year we send a family letter, by now you’ve guessed the reason, We like to brag about our deeds to celebrate the season. This time we wondered what would happen if we just shared the truth, Of how this year has really been though it may not be couth. Farming certainly has been tough; […]