Category: Christmas Poems

While saying our prayers at Grandma’s house, My little brother Bobby and me. We had been to the Christmas tree lot, Where we had picked out our Christmas tree. Bobby was saying his prayers real loud, Things that he wanted St. Nick to bring. I said, “You don’t have to shout so loud Because Jesus […]

‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s out of jail. He promised to capitulate and now he’s out on bail. The vertically challenged little ones that Santa calls his elves, Were the sneaky little scamps who filed the charge themselves. They said it didn’t matter just how much that Santa pays, He should never be […]

When I was born, the midwife said That one day I’d change history. Now what she meant has always been, To all of us, a mystery. My parents had been way too poor To send me off somewhere to school, But they taught me to be honest And to obey the golden rule. They taught […]

1st verse and chorus I think Mommy’s suing Santa Claus And I’m not sure what it’s about. Last night, beneath our Christmas tree, They both began to scream and shout. 2 My mommy said she’d keep the house Santa would pay alimony. I guess it means that for Christmas There’s no chance I’ll get a […]

It is Christmas time again With the many manger scenes. Both shepherds poor and wise men Who were all of wealthy means. The cattle are all healthy And the donkey is well fed. And little baby Jesus Has a halo ‘round his head. Everything is so spotless, Mary’s clothes all look so clean. It looks […]