My daddy’s not the President, Or some big famous movie star. He’s just the mostest ‘portant man In this whole big old world so far. Last night I learned he’s Santa Claus; I really think it’s kind of neat. I found his Santa uniform Hidden beneath our window seat. You think he doesn’t look the […]
Category: Christmas Poems
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Alias
October 2nd, 2026 — Christmas Poems, Poems for Children
Mommy’s Suing Santa Claus
July 28th, 2026 — Christmas Poems
1st verse and chorus I think Mommy’s suing Santa Claus And I’m not sure what it’s about. Last night, beneath our Christmas tree, They both began to scream and shout. 2 My mommy said she’d keep the house Santa would pay alimony. I guess it means that for Christmas There’s no chance I’ll get a […]
Mistaken Identity
June 25th, 2026 — Christmas Poems, Church Humor
It was a fatal mistake to attempt the mountain pass. Now he couldn’t see the road through his icy windshield glass. Then when he killed his engine, terror filled his stricken heart. Next his battery went dead and his engine wouldn’t start. Once, he had been a Christian so he knew how he should pray. […]
Christmas Make-Believe
May 22nd, 2026 — Christmas Poems
I remember when the manger scene Was real as it could be. I’d gaze at it for hours Beneath our Christmas tree. I would babysit for Mary So that she could get some rest, And place the wise men and the shepherds Where they could see the best. I fed all of the animals, The […]
The Casualty of Christmas
April 13th, 2026 — Christmas Poems
The store clerk saw the stranger, And the sad look on his face, As he watched Christmas shoppers Rush around from place to place. The next time that he saw him, He was by the manger scene. Some people had thrown trash there And it wasn’t kept too clean. Then he watched him make his […]

