1st verse and chorus

I think Mommy’s suing Santa Claus
And I’m not sure what it’s about.
Last night, beneath our Christmas tree,
They both began to scream and shout.

2
My mommy said she’d keep the house
Santa would pay alimony.
I guess it means that for Christmas
There’s no chance I’ll get a pony.

3
I’d asked mommy to tell Santa,
That I would like a little horse.
But all I heard her ask him for
Was something that she called divorce.

4
Now it looks like after Christmas,
I’ll have no need to build a stall
He left so mad he didn’t say,
“A Merry Christmas To you All”

5
But what I’ve learned about divorce,
I think it might turn out okay.
‘Cause I’ll get to live with Santa
On every other holiday.