Pastor Johnson caught up with him, While he was walking down the street, And he tapped him on the shoulder, “You’re just the man I hoped to meet.†“When you came to church on Christmas, I saw how much you loved to sing. So I would like to sign you up To join the service […]
Category: Church Humor
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Service of the King
February 9th, 2025 — Church Humor
The Bicycle
February 8th, 2025 — Church Humor
Pedro wanted a bike as bad as he could want. The other boys all had one, as they were quick to taunt. He’d say a prayer each day at his grandma’s little shrine. “Dear Jesus, won’t you give me a bike that’s really mine?” He even wrote a letter and gave it to the priest. […]
Dead Church
February 2nd, 2025 — Church Humor
The pastor called 911, He didn’t know what to do A member had died in church Sitting right there in his pew! When the EMT got there They called 911 and said, They’d carried four members out Before they found who was dead!
Creation
January 21st, 2025 — Church Humor
In the beginning, God said to his son, “Today I woke up in a building mood. I want to have a creation party. Go tell the angels to bring lots of food.” God said that “it’s time for us to build Earth And then fill it up with lots of neat stuff.” But Gabriel was […]
The Pastor’s False Teeth
January 14th, 2025 — Church Humor, Collaborative Poetry, Married Life
The pastor got a new set of teeth, Sunday’s sermon was eight minutes long. His speech sounded hesitant and garbled, The choir covered it up with a song. The next Sunday he spoke for ten minutes, The church members were all very moved, His sermon was short but inspiring And his diction had surely improved. […]