Category: Church Humor

The preacher said to the deacon board, “I would like to buy a chandelier.” The deacons said, “Why waste our money, There’s nobody that could play one here.” One deacon then said, to the pastor, “You are always asking for the moon, You know that we are not fancy folks. Besides, I hear that they’re […]

Lord, I know I’ve not been good, Sometimes I’m very bad. Mommy says the things I do Are sure to make you sad. She says that I should pray each night That you would make me good; So if you’ve time to hear my prayer, Please help me do the things I should. I know […]

Two little goldfish, Who lived in a bowl, They thought that their home Was the universe whole. “Do you believe in God?”, One fish asked the other, For neither was taught By father or mother. Then answered the son, Or was it the daughter? “Of course there’s a God, He changes our water.” Perspective, is […]

The priest had been razzing The Rabbi once again, Who believes eating pork Is a most awful sin. On their trip to the woods To look at the fall leaves He’d taunted the Rabbi About what he believes. I brought ham sandwiches They’re back there in my car. Just taste one and you’ll see How […]

His hands were always grimy And his house a filthy mess. If he ever took a bath, It was anybody’s guess. He didn’t like to go there, So Pete, a long time member, Was put off until the last And now it was December. In all his years of preaching, The one vow that he […]