Category: Church Humor

When the pope arrived in heaven He had just one thing in mind. He would read the Word of God Uncorrupted by mankind. The commandments he read first In the language God had written. Words no human tongue could form With their beauty he was smitten. Then he read the Holy Word From beginning to […]

The Bible says to love your neighbors Even if they’re bums. But surely God makes some exceptions If the neighbor’s kid plays drums.

The pastor had been reassigned, This sermon was to be his last. He was shaking hands with each one As the members were filing past. A little old lady stopped by, A member that he hardly knew. She shook his hand as she told him, “The next one won’t be good as you.” “Nonsense,” said […]

Two little wooden dolls lay drying, Side by side on a wooden table. One doll decided his name was Cain, The other doll had chosen Abel. Cain asked Abel, “How did we get here? I wonder how we came to evolve?” Abel said, that someone had made them, “That’s no difficult problem to solve.” But […]

He had preached his usual sermon That the parishioners knew so well. Not much time spent on Heaven And too much spent on Hell. After service everyone Liked to visit in the hall. It was there that little Freddy, Saw some plaques up on the wall. The pastor noticing his interest Ran his hand through […]