Category: Church Humor

It was a fatal mistake to attempt the mountain pass. Now he couldn’t see the road through his icy windshield glass. Then when he killed his engine, terror filled his stricken heart. Next his battery went dead and his engine wouldn’t start. Once, he had been a Christian so he knew how he should pray. […]

The country church asked Brother Jones If he’d come and preach a service. He’d never preached for Methodists And he was a little nervous. They had called him Sunday morning, When they found out he was coming. They had warned their church was small And they had no indoor plumbing. When he had started preaching […]

It seems to me some people go To church for conversation. But lots of people that I know Go there for observation. A few have found it quite the place To get some rest and nod. It makes you wonder just how many Go there to worship God? Having grown up attending church, I can […]

The young priest said to the bishop, “Attendance had become kind of poor. I faithfully held confession But no one came any more.” “They all say they are too busy, They don’t seem to have any time. I just tried to make it go faster, Is that such a terrible crime?” The bishop said to […]

It had been a most terrible day, The computers in Heaven were down. The mood of the angels was dreary, Even Peter was wearing a frown. The failure had been no mystery, All the saints knew the cause very well. It had been a satanic virus That was sent up from the depths of Hell, […]