Category: Church Humor

It had been a most terrible day, The computers in Heaven were down. The mood of the angels was dreary, Even Peter was wearing a frown. The failure had been no mystery, All the saints knew the cause very well. It had been a satanic virus That was sent up from the depths of Hell, […]

Her son had been making a fuss And she was carrying him out. The preacher, known to be quite loud, Had just begun to yell and shout. He stopped and called to the woman, Seeing her countenance was grim. “He’s not bothering me, Sister.” She said, “No, you’re bothering him!”

If I meet God, And I will, if he pleases. What do I tell Him, In the event that he sneezes?

Oh, he wanted to go but he didn’t have time. After all, not to go, was it such a crime? His intentions were good, when he promised to go, But at the last minute he would always say, “No”. And God wouldn’t notice, from his lofty perch, If one single person never had time for […]

Three pastors on a camping trip Far from their world of daily stress. Each had a secret sin he thought Would do his soul good to confess. The first one said, “my sin is lust For my church organist named Jill. I go to bed each night with dreams I can’t deny give me a […]