Category: Quickies

I noticed him there yesterday, His ear against the wall. Wrapped up in his intentness, As I passed him in the hall. Today I thought I’d humor him ‘Cause sometimes kindness pays. I listened but heard nothing, He said, “It’s been that way for days.”

Last night I saw a sunset, It was such a pretty sight. God certainly has the knack Of how to say “Good night.”

An X-ray technician Married my friend Jim. I’d really like to know What she saw in him!

I asked the man for some lumber scraps, “How long do you need them?” He asked me. “I need them for a long time.” I said, “I’m going to build a house in a tree!”

At my class reunion, I said, “Lady, you look like Helen Brown.” “Well you don’t look so hot in blue” She answered with a hurtful frown.