Category: Quickies

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Water Ski

My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!

Monsters Ate My Ceiling

As I lay watching stars last night I got a funny feeling, Had monsters come into my room And gobbled up my ceiling?

It Must Have Been “Grumpy”

I smashed in the back bumper Of a great big king-sized van, But the driver who got out Was a very tiny man. He shouted, “I’m not happy!” With his tiny face all red. My answer was most unkind; “Which one are you then?” I said.

My Grandma Lives At The Airport

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.

Lesson Learned

I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!