Category: Quickies

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.

My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.

I lost a good friend When fate rolled the dice And caused him to get Scared half to death twice.

I pushed her high up in the sky, Where even eagles seldom fly. Was she scared, my fearless flyer? She just yelled, “Higher, Grampa, higher!”

My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!