I saw him buy a ticket, This farmer that I knew. If he won the lottery, I asked him what he’d do. He said he’d like a coonhound, So he’d buy a Blue Tick pup. Then he’d keep on farming ‘Til he used the rest all up.”
Category: Quickies
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Lottery
July 5th, 2025 — Quickies
Grouchy
June 20th, 2025 — Married Life, Quickies
I usually wake up Grouchy, A habit that is ingrained deep… But this morning, just for once, I think I’d better let her sleep!
My Doctor’s Scale is Wrong!
June 17th, 2025 — Hospital Humor, Quickies
My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!
Consider the Skunk
June 7th, 2025 — Consider..., Quickies
Consider the skunk, He’s well known for his smell. It is time you should run When he raises his tail. Geneva Convention? Mr. Skunk doesn’t care. His first line of defense Is chemical warfare!
Golden Rule
May 26th, 2025 — Quickies
The Bible says treat others Like you want them to treat you. Well everybody should know That I am an ‘other’ too. So when it becomes a drag To treat you like a brother Don’t you think it only fair To let me be the other?