“I’m in a movie”, He told his dad With his eyes brimming with happy tears. “I play the part of a married man Who’s been married for twenty five years”. His Dad said, “I know being an actor Has been the desire of your heart And I am very proud of you, But couldn’t you [...]
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At my class reunion, I said, “Lady, you look like Helen Brown.” “Well you don’t look so hot in blue” She answered with a hurtful frown.
I bought a book on Yoga, Which I advise you not to do. You learn how best to meditate, This much I found is true. I sit here with the knowledge learned; No matter how I’ve tried, There is no meditating way To get my legs untied!
My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!
As I lay watching stars last night I got a funny feeling, Had monsters come into my room And gobbled up my ceiling?