Category: Quickies

She never was the best of cooks I married her only for her looks. Last night I snuck her old cat, Lou A goodly portion of my stew. “Now Honey, don’t you cry like that, I’ll buy you another cat!”

The young girl asked her father “Why do you always bow your head Right before you begin to preach, While the scripture is being read?” “I ask God for a good sermon, That’s something that I always do.” “If you ask for a good sermon, Why doesn’t he give one to you?”

My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!

“Just how did you know he was drunk, The fellow who smashed up your hood?” I asked as I looked at her grill While picking out pieces of wood. She said, “Well he must have been drunk, The way that he ran into me. Why else would someone be driving Around in a stupid old […]

Birds of a feather flock together. But don’t you think it bizarre How birds can determine, from high in the sky, When they’ve flocked right over my car?