Category: Quickies

I pushed her high up in the sky, Where even eagles seldom fly. Was she scared, my fearless flyer? She just yelled, “Higher, Grampa, higher!”

“Be the first one up,” I tell the bird, “The advantages are great.” But my advice for the little worm, “I think it best that you sleep late!”

Vegetarian is derived From the Indian word, “To fail”. But more specifically it means “Him who never learned to hunt well”.

My leaves are drooping, My roots are knotting. I guess that it’s time For my repotting.

“I found the secret of life,” He told me with a frown. “The problem is,” He said, “I forgot to write it down!”