Category: Quickies

You think I love you just because Your Daddy gave you all that money? I would love you just as much No matter where you got it, Honey!

Mom said we were having a chicken for supper. I couldn’t believe what I heard. There’s no way I’m going to eat supper With a stupid smelly bird!

My wife failed her driver’s test; Parking’s what she couldn’t pass. She thinks the tester failed her Because of all the broken glass.

All of us kids love Grandma, She has just turned ninety four. None of her friends can keep up With our Grandma anymore. She is always on the go And always at full throttle. She has no need for glasses. She drinks straight from bottle!

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.