Category: Quickies

I asked the man for some lumber scraps, “How long do you need them?” He asked me. “I need them for a long time.” I said, “I’m going to build a house in a tree!”

At my class reunion, I said, “Lady, you look like Helen Brown.” “Well you don’t look so hot in blue” She answered with a hurtful frown.

You think I love you just because Your Daddy gave you all that money? I would love you just as much No matter where you got it, Honey!

Mom said we were having a chicken for supper. I couldn’t believe what I heard. There’s no way I’m going to eat supper With a stupid smelly bird!

My wife failed her driver’s test; Parking’s what she couldn’t pass. She thinks the tester failed her Because of all the broken glass.