Category: Quickies

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Monsters Ate My Ceiling

As I lay watching stars last night I got a funny feeling, Had monsters come into my room And gobbled up my ceiling?

Life’s Ambition

They tell us with certainty I’m sure they are right That science has figured The exact speed of light. I want to assure you It’s not just a lark That I’m going to figure The exact speed of dark.

My Grandma Lives At The Airport

My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.

Lesson Learned

I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!

Kangaroo Mother

I asked a kangaroo mother Why she hates a rainy day, She said because her babies Have to stay inside and play.