I smashed in the back bumper Of a great big king-sized van, But the driver who got out Was a very tiny man. He shouted, “I’m not happy!” With his tiny face all red. My answer was most unkind; “Which one are you then?” I said.
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My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.
I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!
I asked a kangaroo mother Why she hates a rainy day, She said because her babies Have to stay inside and play.
One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!