Why is tomato red? The answer’s quite distressing. Tomato first turned red When he saw Salad dressing!
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A monster came into my room. He sure gave me the creepy creeps! But I got rid of him real fast, I told him where my sister sleeps.
I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.
My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.
I lost a good friend When fate rolled the dice And caused him to get Scared half to death twice.