I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!
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I asked a kangaroo mother Why she hates a rainy day, She said because her babies Have to stay inside and play.
One thing I’ve learned About a shark, Its bite is much Worse than its bark!
My doctor never believes Anything that I say. She asks me how much I weigh, Then weighs me anyway!
I really must be important! When I got my hospital bill, It seems that every doctor there Had treated me while I was ill! While cotton swabs and aspirin, And lotions for my feet and hands, Showed no expenses had been spared, They must have used imported brands!