There are some people that I know Who are so easy to enthuse; If they only come in second, They’d rather think they’re first to lose.
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Last night our cat had kittens It was such an awesome sight. I saw her as she had them Mother let me hold the light. Daddy told me as I watched I was born the same as that. I know that he was kidding. I’d never fit inside a cat!
If at first one doesn’t succeed, The sage advice has always been, That one should not give up the task; But he should try and try again. The best advice, I’ve come to find, Is advice that’s been time tested: To avoid a fight, first do it The way your wife suggested!
Sitting one night with her husband, A woman began to opine, “No way could I live without you,” While sipping on a glass of wine.” “Is that you talking, or the wine?” The husband asked, with ego fed, “I’m not talking to you, my dear; I’m talking to the wine,” she said.
I usually wake up Grouchy, A habit that is ingrained deep… But this morning, just for once, I think I’d better let her sleep!