My brother said it’s easy To learn to water ski, The last thing I remember Is when he waved at me!
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As I lay watching stars last night I got a funny feeling, Had monsters come into my room And gobbled up my ceiling?
I smashed in the back bumper Of a great big king-sized van, But the driver who got out Was a very tiny man. He shouted, “I’m not happy!” With his tiny face all red. My answer was most unkind; “Which one are you then?” I said.
My grandma lives at the airport, We go and get her now and then, But when we’ve kept her long enough We have to take her back again.
I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!