I usually wake up Grouchy, A habit that is ingrained deep… But this morning, just for once, I think I’d better let her sleep!
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I weighed myself on a fortune scale It said, “You’re honest, loyal and true.” I felt real good until it said, “Looks like we got your weight wrong, too.”
Why is tomato red? The answer’s quite distressing. Tomato first turned red When he saw Salad dressing!
A monster came into my room. He sure gave me the creepy creeps! But I got rid of him real fast, I told him where my sister sleeps.
I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.