Category: Quickies

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Time-Tested Advice

If at first one doesn’t succeed, The sage advice has always been, That one should not give up the task; But he should try and try again. The best advice, I’ve come to find, Is advice that’s been time tested: To avoid a fight, first do it The way your wife suggested!

True Love

You think I love you just because Your Daddy gave you all that money? I would love you just as much No matter where you got it, Honey!

A Monster for Sis

A monster came into my room. He sure gave me the creepy creeps! But I got rid of him real fast, I told him where my sister sleeps.

Pinata

I went to a costume party, They beat me black and blue. To go as a pinata Was a stupid thing to do.

Church Foot

My foot just went to sleep. It does it out of spite. I hate it when it happens. Now it’s gonna be up all night.