Category: General Humor

It was on last night’s news So it’s got to be true; They must be much smarter Than anybody knew! They use rats for testing The treatments for cancers. So are rats smart enough To know the right answers? Animal Testing has no moral. It was just a fun thing to write. We all like […]

Harry wore his music headphones Turned up several times too loud. He had a hundred thousand tunes Of which he was so very proud. Harry heard all the country stars And all of the songs that they sang. But outside Harry’s earphone world, He couldn’t hear a single thing. But Harry’s music stopped today, I […]

He had talked back to the sergeant? He was stupid instead of brave. “So when I die,” the sergeant asked, You’ll be there dancing on my grave?” “There’s no way”, the private answerd, With his usual silly grin. “Once I get outta the Army I ain’t standing in line again!”

Bubba saw the advertisement And he thought he’d like to buy it. It would save him lots of money So he was going to try it. The clerk said, “It’s a toilet brush. It’s used to help you keep it clean.” Now old Bubba had a toothbrush But a toilet brush he’d not seen. He […]

He was really getting to me, Stopping at each intersection, Beating on his panel truck With a kind of planned perfection. He would jump out of his truck With a wooden baseball bat And bang upon the old truck’s sides With a rat-a tat-tat-tat. He was getting on my nerves, Why should I endure this […]