Category: General Humor

I play at lots of funerals, This one was for a homeless man. Bagpipers really like to play And I play every chance I can. The directions I was given Were poorly done and made me late. I had missed the poor man’s funeral When I got to the grave yard gate. Only the digging [...]

“Can you support a family?” The prospective father-in-law Asked the very nervous young man, Not so much pleased with what he saw. “Well of course not!” said the young man. “I can support your daughter, Joan, But the rest of your family Will have to make it on their own!”

He said he was reading his speech, Because it was really quite long. He wanted to be sure he left nothing out, And that he didn’t get anything wrong. He owed his wonderful mother For all the success that he’d had. She raised their whole family Without the help of a dad. His mother was [...]

I saw two people kissing, On a lawn just down the street. Both were a little pudgy; Neither one of them had feet. They were dressed in hand-me-downs, Neither of them seemed to care. Both of them wore hats to hide The fact that neither one had hair. Although their kiss was passionate, And the [...]

Donkey went out in a boat; He tried to learn to sail. He got caught in a nylon rope; That’s how he lost his tail. The surgeon came to see him; While standing by his bed, He explained the operation, And this is what he said. They’ll put a blindfold on me, And spin me [...]