Category: General Humor

The Iraqi’s wife walked in front. I told him it was good to see, That treating women as equals Was a sign of democracy. He said, “Forget democracy And forget all your crazy signs. I have to let her walk in front Because of the stupid land-mines!”

The guide yelled back to hurry up I couldn’t hurry if I tried. “A big gator bit my leg off!” I yelled back to the shouting guide. When a gator bites your leg off, It makes it kind of hard to run. Then of all the stupid questions, The guide yelled back and asked, “Which […]

The captain said, “Sergeant, your men all stink. You have to make them change their underwear.” The sergeant thought the captain kind of weird Or maybe too long in the desert air. But the captain’s word was the word of God So he told his men what they had to do. “Everybody take your underwear […]

Oh, our hearts are filled with joy For our master’s coming soon. It may be in the morning, Tonight or today at noon. He left us with a promise That we all are sure is true. His time and ours are different But we know that he is due. We’ll no longer need the sun […]

The T.V. commercial Said every one of us Would have a joyous trip If we would take a bus. So I thought I would try To comply with their ad But the bus was hard to start And it made the driver mad. There were cops everywhere, It was a terrible pain. I sure won’t […]