Category: General Humor

They say that money can’t buy joy Nor wealth result in gladness. Well I think for a month or so, I could stand a bit of sadness. I’d buy a car to drive around And then I’d pay my rent. I’d buy a snappy suit of clothes, Then of this sudden wealth repent. Riding in […]

They all hated the professor But he had never seemed to care. He always liked to give exams But seldom gave time to prepare. He watched the class with hidden glee As they all struggled with his test. He liked to give them challenges But this exam had been his best. When all the tests […]

The light had turned yellow, then red and green, As I sat there reflecting on life. The rat race that we all call happiness, A world of impatience and strife. We miss so much beauty and pleasure, That God has placed under our noses. We fail as we walk through life’s garden, To take time […]

Old Doc asked the young doctor Just what he thought he had done. “You told her she is pregnant, Mrs. Jones is sixty one!” “She ran down to my office, She’s about to have a fit.” The young doctor told Old Doc, “It cured her hiccoughs, didn’t it?”

As I was walking through my yard I came upon a little snail. He had no reason to be there And leave his yucky slimy trail. I picked the little fellow up And threw him very far away And then forgot about the deed That I had done that summer day. A year had passed […]