The great wall that divides Heaven from the Devil’s Hell
Was in need of much repair, as any soul could tell.
Fumes of molten sulfur had been seeping through each crack
So God approached the Devil, at first with godly tact.
“Our wall’s gotten shabby, bits and pieces lie about.
And if we don’t fix it soon, your demons will get out!
When we repair the wall, Heaven’s angels will do half.”
The Devil’s only answer was his demonic laugh.
God said, “You leave no choice in the thing I have to do.
So we’ll meet again in court, ’cause I’m going to sue!”
The devil’s laugh was heard from Hell to Heaven’s foyer,
“Just where in all of Heaven will you find a lawyer?”
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