Category: Poetry

Well, why didn’t she go? The light had just turned green. She was the dumbest broad That he had ever seen! He honked and then he cursed. He rolled his window down, And made a vulgar sign. “The stupid lady clown!” Then a cop stopped in back And told him to get out. He asked, […]

He had preached his usual sermon That the parishioners knew so well. Not much time spent on Heaven And too much spent on Hell. After service everyone Liked to visit in the hall. It was there that little Freddy, Saw some plaques up on the wall. The pastor noticing his interest Ran his hand through […]

I love to hear a thunderstorm With lightning, rain and noise. I love to see a thunderstorm And how it scares the little boys. Oh my! Here comes a thunderstorm, Now I’m sorry for what I said! Come on, move over little guys, Make room for me under the bed!

Three old men met at a hotel, Each looking for a place to stay. Each man had only ten dollars And that is all that they could pay. Now the clerk’s mistake was honest, At least that’s what we must assume. But he charged them thirty dollars For a twenty-five dollar room. The manager, an […]

My house is not the cleanest place But it’s where all my children live. I sacrifice a spotless home For all the love and care I give. Mom brags about my sister’s house, That you can eat right off her floor. On mine one finds a lot to eat, Dropped there a day or two […]