Stolen Car

Well, why didn’t she go?
The light had just turned green.
She was the dumbest broad
That he had ever seen!

He honked and then he cursed.
He rolled his window down,
And made a vulgar sign.
“The stupid lady clown!”

Then a cop stopped in back
And told him to get out.
He asked, “What law forbids
A man to yell and shout?”

The cop said quietly,
With no desire to bicker.
“You have, ‘I Love Jesus’
On your bumper sticker.”

“Your actions indicate
What kind of man you are.
Which leads me to suspect
You’re in a stolen this car!”


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