Category: Poetry

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Toilet Paper Cake

For the annual church fund raiser, Joan was going to make a cake. She was in an awful hurry, She had but little time to bake. When she took it from the oven, The middle was one great big hole. She saw it was about the size Of a toilet paper roll. She quickly ran […]

Christmas Gift

I would find the perfect gift, I knew nothing else would do. It had to be so special To show that my love was true. So I went from store to store And I saw so many things. I set myself no limits, Even looked at diamond rings. Now the perfect gift for her Must […]

Who Did You Say You Were?

Just a line to say I love you, and that I think you’re great. Last month you had a birthday, and I know this card is late. I know you probably think that I’m among the dead, But I’m just getting old and mixed up in the head. I went to church last Tuesday, I […]

Bumper Sticker

I am usually not the type To put a sticker on my car. But I saw one at the bookstore; It was the best I’d seen so far. So I went out and I stuck it, On my car bumper in the rear. Then I stood back and admired it. Its message almost brought a […]

Lecture

“I’m on my way to a lecture”, The drunk driver told the cop Who’d pulled him over past the light, Where the young man had failed to stop. “Who’s giving a lecture this late, And what is the lecture about?” The policeman asked the drunk driver, With a voice reflecting his doubt. “It’s about alcohol […]