Last night our cat had kittens It was such an awesome sight. I saw her as she had them Mother let me hold the light. Daddy told me as I watched I was born the same as that. I know that he was kidding. I’d never fit inside a cat!
Entries from June 2014 ↓
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Likely Story
June 25th, 2014 — Poems for Children, Quickies
Two Unnecessary Deaths
June 18th, 2014 — General Humor
Two young ladies sat in Heaven; The two of them had been best friends. They were discussing how they each Had come to their untimely ends. The first friend said, “I froze to death. And it’s not all that bad you know. You’re cold, then you get warm and sleep; It’s quite a peaceful way […]
The Pastor’s False Teeth
June 17th, 2014 — Church Humor, Collaborative Poetry, Married Life
The pastor got a new set of teeth, Sunday’s sermon was eight minutes long. His speech sounded hesitant and garbled, The choir covered it up with a song. The next Sunday he spoke for ten minutes, The church members were all very moved, His sermon was short but inspiring And his diction had surely improved. […]
Unintended Compliment
June 16th, 2014 — Married Life
The boxer made the front page, Standing by his foxy bride, He was so much too ugly For the woman at his side. My husband said, “Figure it, One of those strange things in life, How the biggest jerk always Gets the most beautiful wife!” Watching my belly-scratching man, Sitting there drinking his beer, I […]
The Demons
June 15th, 2014 — Church Humor
The community had gathered, The new priest was meeting his flock, This was his first congregation Since he had first donned the Smock. “What do you think of the Demons?” A little boy asked the new priest.” The attention of all those there Had very suddenly increased. The new priest, wanting very much To calm […]
