Category: Poems for Grownups

A wife should let her husband have At least one fishing trip a year. She’d really been quick to approve; My wife is such a thoughtful dear. The next Sunday morning early, I got quietly out of bed And placed a tender loving kiss On top my dear wife’s sleeping head. I grabbed my trusty […]

Obama killed a little fly We wonder what did that fly know That caused it to receive Such a presidential blow? It was reported in the news The whole world read about it We know he killed the fly There was no doubt about it. It was shown on live TV When the little fly […]

You might be thought of as a nut Or just a conspiracy geek, For the type of information That you have been trying to seek. You can claim without ridicule You have proof the Government knows, That there are aliens flying Around our skies in UFOs. No one will ever claim that you Might have […]

My Grandmother says That she has forgot, How old she’s become But it is a lot. So I told Grandma “That’s easy to fix, Check your underwear, Mine says 4 to 6.”

His wife showed him the note she’d found, “A hundred dollars for May Lou.” As she stood there threatening him With a sharp pointed high heeled shoe. “Honey, that’s a horse I bet on, I lost the hundred dollars, too!” She dropped the shoe and hugged his neck; “I’m sorry that I doubted you!” She […]