Category: Hunting / Fishing / Nature

A sportsman’s not what you’d call Hank, Though he sure liked to hunt and fish. He would say, “It’s never too small, To look good on a dinner dish.” He’d no love for mounted trophies, A Scrooge just like Ebenezer. No trophy went up on Hank’s wall, It all went into his freezer. He was […]

My buddy and I, For that’s what I thought, Had a string of fish That we had both caught. We’d heard the stories, About a big bear, As big as a car But we didn’t care. We’d flown in by plane To this little stream, An old guide had called A fisherman’s dream. Then we […]

I read the sign’s warning When I got to the park. “Please, BEWARE OF THE BEARS, Don’t go out after dark.” “The best way to scare bears, We have found never fails, Tourists are all advised To wear little round bells.” I went over and asked The first ranger I found, “So just how can […]

As Jake and his son were driving one night Around in a Texas state park They happened upon a Texas game warden Broke down and alone in the dark. Old Jake decided that he’d rub it in To a man that he’d grown to dislike. So he stopped and he said to the government man, […]

Gregg and I went hiking, They said, “Watch out for bear!” We were young and foolish, We said we didn’t care. I said, “I brought protection,” I showed him my wife’s gun, He laughed, “That’s not a weapon!” And he started to make fun. That’s when we saw the grizzly, As it turned to head […]