Daddy’s Little Helper

As Jake and his son were driving one night
Around in a Texas state park
They happened upon a Texas game warden
Broke down and alone in the dark.

Old Jake decided that he’d rub it in
To a man that he’d grown to dislike.
So he stopped and he said to the government man,
“You’d be better off riding a bike.”

The warden knew Jake was that kind of man,
Who’d choose wrong when easy was right,
But he asked anyway, if Jake wouldn’t mind,
Would he lend him the use of his light?

Jake’s little son who’d been quiet up ’till then
Said, “Dad’s light’s in back with his beer.
It’s the bestest spotlight that you’ve ever seen.
Dad uses it at night to hunt deer.”


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