Category: Married Life

“Take the garbage out!” My wife shouted, “It’s way too heavy for me to carry.” That’s the only reason, I sometimes think, That a lot of women want to marry. So why is it when they go shopping, They can always carry so much more? My wife just got back from Christmas shopping; Looks like […]

A tiny voice said in her ear, As she started to leave the store; “Stop right there where you are,” it said “And don’t take even one step more!” A pile of bricks came crashing down And landed where she would have been; A wheelbarrow and some other things, Were followed by some rusty tin. […]

Seven times he had proposed, Seven times she’d turned him down, Saying she would never marry Someone that was such a clown. Being a persistent clown, He mailed her presents every day Hoping that his many gifts Would cause her hardened heart to sway. His ploy was somewhat successful, As she has agreed to marry; […]

The bride in white wheelchair With many flowers adorned. The groom with his walker, Offered help, quickly scorned. The best man with a tank Of oxygen close by, Doubled up his Attends To make sure he’d stay dry. The bridesmaids all had helped, Push her down the church aisle; Each one pretty in spite Of […]

She always tried to please him And ignore his grumpy mood. He fussed about her cooking And the way she fixed his food. She’d fried his eggs for breakfast But he’d shoved his plate aside. “I wanted eggs for breakfast, But I didn’t want them fried.” So she scrambled him two eggs Trying to avoid […]