Category: Poetry

Hi diddle diddle The Cat dumped the fiddle And now plays the electric guitar. The Cow and her friends said they wouldn’t “Jump” ‘Cause “The Moon” was out a little too far. Little Dog’s band laughed at the dish But they laughed a little too soon. ‘Cause she and her partner won the contest With […]

The other day someone Asked if we owned a cat. So I had to explain, Before I answered that. Our family owns a dog, A milk cow and her calf. But we don’t own our cat, He thinks of us as staff!

His wife went shopping at the Mall, So very much to his distress. He said, “Go look, but just don’t buy, You sure don’t need another dress.” But then she found the perfect gown, It cost too much and she knew it. So when her husband asked her why, She said the Devil made her […]

Our loving grandson came to see us, He brought a girl that we should meet. That he would visit us from college Itself was really quite a treat. He introduced us to his girlfriend A perfect match for him we knew. The bags they carried were not presents She had brought her laundry too. We […]

He doesn’t need his old dad’s views Or the book he’s supposed to use. It makes him feel bad But he must tell Dad He’s learned it on the evening news. The moral of this little Limerick, The Birds And Bees, is so obvious that not much has to be written about it. During the […]