Category: Poetry

The policeman was unhappy “Never try to outrun a cop! When you see a flashing red light You’ve got to pull over and stop!” “You better have a good excuse” “Or you will have to go to jail. You’ll be real lucky if the judge Will even let you out on bail.” The man explained,”A […]

Three pastors on a camping trip Far from their world of daily stress. Each had a secret sin he thought Would do his soul good to confess. The first one said, “my sin is lust For my church organist named Jill. I go to bed each night with dreams I can’t deny give me a […]

At school we learn the birthdays Of all the presidents and kings. We learn where each of them was born, And lots of other useless things. Of all the birthdays that I’ve learned I think the most important one Is the very special birthday Of my mother’s favorite son!

When I was young my father said, “Always respect your elders, Son.” It’s difficult because of late, I have a hard time finding one!

A shrewd politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, Sure he’d get elected But he got indicted instead!