Secret Sins

Three pastors on a camping trip
Far from their world of daily stress.
Each had a secret sin he thought
Would do his soul good to confess.

The first one said, “my sin is lust
For my church organist named Jill.
I go to bed each night with dreams
I can’t deny give me a thrill.”

The second pastor said “I steal;
I take things I don’t even need.
I tell myself, ‘It’s not so bad,’
And think of theft a small misdeed.”

They both looked at the third pastor
Who was writing this all down.
He said, “My worst sin is gossip;
I can’t wait to get back to town!”

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