The policeman was unhappy
“Never try to outrun a cop!
When you see a flashing red light
You’ve got to pull over and stop!”

“You better have a good excuse”
“Or you will have to go to jail.
You’ll be real lucky if the judge
Will even let you out on bail.”

The man explained,”A week ago
My wife left with a cop named Jack.
At first I thought you might be him,
Coming to make me take her back!”