Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear And though it might sound a bit queer, She served us all steaks Made from rattlesnakes. There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!
Category: Limericks
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Thanksgiving Dinner
November 28th, 2006 — Limericks
Turkeylamb
October 15th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
Our pretty hen turkey named Sam Fell in love with our neighbor’s old ram Their offspring suspicious Were really delicious For Thanksgiving we had turkeylamb.
Dead Voters
October 13th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
A shrewd politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, Sure he’d get elected But he got indicted instead!
Fiancée
September 20th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
My family is really a mess, I’ll be the first one to confess. The fiancée I had Got married to Dad And now she’s my mom, more or less!
Politician
September 9th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
An old politician named Glynn Who thought telling truth a sin. Told lies abundantly Some lies redundantly But still got elected again!
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 