I asked a young preacher named Kevin If I could play golf up in Heaven. He said, “Certainly so, But I think you should know You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”
Category: Limericks
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Heavenly Golf
August 24th, 2006 — Golf Humor, Limericks, Quickies
Nine Lives
August 19th, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
A cat has nine lives, so they say, Though some can lose all in a day. When one gets too curious And makes a dog furious All nine is the price he may pay.
Diet
July 25th, 2006 — Limericks, Poems for Grownups, Quickies
My wife has a favorite diet, She insisted that I try it. To eat only beans Did loosen my jeans But her diet sure isn’t quiet!
A Man From St. Joe
July 3rd, 2006 — Limericks, Quickies
There once was a man from St. Joe Who liked to go out in the snow. One day he went out With whiskey and stout And now has a tag on his toe.