Entries from March 2025 ↓

I planned to call this girl I met, Who had invaded every dream. I knew I’d marry her someday And we would be a lifelong team. A girl I’d never even touched Nor had I held in my embrace. But every time I closed my eyes I could still see her lovely face. She answered […]

Billy Bob is a super salesman Who can sell you almost anything. He has sold a fireplace to a snowman, And sold a rattlesnake a ring. Being the world’s best super salesman Is the thing that he most loves. He sold a blind man reading glasses; He sold an earthworm a pair of gloves. I […]

The priest had been razzing The Rabbi once again, Who believes eating pork Is a most awful sin. On their trip to the woods To look at the fall leaves He’d taunted the Rabbi About what he believes. I brought ham sandwiches They’re back there in my car. Just taste one and you’ll see How […]

“Don’t let me catch you there again!” Tommy’s mother said, as he climbed down. “I’ll try not to, but you’re too quiet, Next time could you make some kind of sound?”

Finding a penny Dad says is good luck. I found one shining In a big pile of yuck. I slipped and I fell As I got my penny. If that’s called luck I don’t want any. Children are taught superstition from an early age. The little boy, in the poem Lucky, had been told that […]