Billy Bob is a super salesman
Who can sell you almost anything.
He has sold a fireplace to a snowman,
And sold a rattlesnake a ring.

Being the world’s best super salesman
Is the thing that he most loves.
He sold a blind man reading glasses;
He sold an earthworm a pair of gloves.

I thought for sure I could resist him,
But now I guess I must confess,
‘Cause somehow Billy Bob convinced me
That I look good in this dumb dress!