Entries from March 2025 ↓

Monkey see, Monkey do. Did it see me When I kicked you?

My brother made a hobby horse Entirely out of cactus. I think that if he learns to ride It’ll take a lot of practice. One thing’s for sure, he won’t fall off If Cactus Horse puts up a fight. ‘Cause once you’re on a cactus horse You’re stuck there awfully tight.

All of my wife’s friends Have brand new fur coats, The beautiful ladies And the two old goats. She asked me to buy A new coat for her, But I couldn’t afford The expense of a fur. And then if by chance, Or maybe by luck, I hit a huge dog With my pickup truck! […]

The first day of school and they all wore their names On a tag that was pinned to each shirt. Their mothers saw to it that they wore their best And their faces were washed clean of dirt. As they boarded the bus the driver would write On the back of each name tag, a […]

My next-door neighbor is so dumb, He’d toss the corn and eat the shucks. Last month he up and decided He was going to raise some ducks. If it turned out Dumb was a dog Then he would be her firstborn pup. He planted one whole dozen eggs And not a single duck came up. […]