The thing that’s knocking On my door Is quite ugly And six foot four. It has long fangs And smelly breath. Its looks could scare A ghost to death! Its eyes are red, Its skin is green. I sure do hope It’s Halloween!
Entries from March 2025 ↓
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It Came Knocking
March 19th, 2025 — Poems for Children
P.T.A.
March 18th, 2025 — Quickies
My best friend’s little stepson Won a prize today. It seems he had the most parents Join the P.T.A.
The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy
March 17th, 2025 — General Humor
“The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy Is the low life I’m looking for.” The sheriff yelled out loudly As he walked into the bar. “He has a brown bag for a hat, He wears paper pants and shirt. He has high-top paper boots And goes by the name of Bert.” “What’s Bert wanted for, Sheriff? Your […]
Ghost of Halifax Will
March 16th, 2025 — Poems for Children
They say that the ghost Of Halifax Will Spends all of his days On your windowsill. But when it gets dark, He gets out of bed; He looks here and there To find a new head. The head he has now Has eyes that are crossed; His snaggle-toothed grin Shows teeth that he’s lost. His […]
Soap and Water
March 15th, 2025 — Church Humor
His hands were always grimy And his house a filthy mess. If he ever took a bath, It was anybody’s guess. He didn’t like to go there, So Pete, a long time member, Was put off until the last And now it was December. In all his years of preaching, The one vow that he […]
