Duck Farm

My next-door neighbor is so dumb,
He’d toss the corn and eat the shucks.
Last month he up and decided
He was going to raise some ducks.

If it turned out Dumb was a dog
Then he would be her firstborn pup.
He planted one whole dozen eggs
And not a single duck came up.

He came to ask what he’d done wrong.
I went to help the stupid clown,
I quickly saw how dumb he was,
He’d planted the eggs wrong end down!


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