Entries from September 2024 ↓

Chocolates give you tummy aches, Mom bought some at the mall. Mom won’t get a tummy ache Because I ate them all!

Everyone says That I am dumb That I can’t walk While chewing gum. They said my feet Didn’t come in pairs And I can’t whistle While climbing stairs. Two friends saw me Out on the street And bet that I Had two left feet. But here’s the truth, And they both lose: I’ve just been […]

The guys are all laughing, But see if I care. I’ve never turned down A double-dog-dare. I’ve jumped off the barn roof Into a haystack. I’ve run over hot coals, And rode on a calf’s back. I once held my breath Until I turned blue; But there’s no way I’m going To kiss Sally Mae […]

They had been married for seventy years, It had been a very good marriage. It was appropriate that they met their fate While riding in a horseless carriage. She had always planned their diet carefully With just the right vitamins for their health. Because taking care of their bodies Was far more important than great […]

A sportsman’s not what you’d call Hank, Though he sure liked to hunt and fish. He would say, “It’s never too small, To look good on a dinner dish.” He’d no love for mounted trophies, A Scrooge just like Ebenezer. No trophy went up on Hank’s wall, It all went into his freezer. He was […]