Entries from September 2024 ↓

He tried to run and hide from God, Somewhere God would never find him, In a boat to a distant shore, So he wouldn’t have to mind him. But then an awful storm blew up, And the crew began to worry. Jonah knew that he could save them But that he would have to hurry. […]

Chocolates give you tummy aches, Mom bought some at the mall. Mom won’t get a tummy ache Because I ate them all!

Everyone says That I am dumb That I can’t walk While chewing gum. They said my feet Didn’t come in pairs And I can’t whistle While climbing stairs. Two friends saw me Out on the street And bet that I Had two left feet. But here’s the truth, And they both lose: I’ve just been […]

The guys are all laughing, But see if I care. I’ve never turned down A double-dog-dare. I’ve jumped off the barn roof Into a haystack. I’ve run over hot coals, And rode on a calf’s back. I once held my breath Until I turned blue; But there’s no way I’m going To kiss Sally Mae […]

They had been married for seventy years, It had been a very good marriage. It was appropriate that they met their fate While riding in a horseless carriage. She had always planned their diet carefully With just the right vitamins for their health. Because taking care of their bodies Was far more important than great […]