Entries from September 2024 ↓

Everyone says That I am dumb That I can’t walk While chewing gum. They said my feet Didn’t come in pairs And I can’t whistle While climbing stairs. Two friends saw me Out on the street And bet that I Had two left feet. But here’s the truth, And they both lose: I’ve just been […]

The guys are all laughing, But see if I care. I’ve never turned down A double-dog-dare. I’ve jumped off the barn roof Into a haystack. I’ve run over hot coals, And rode on a calf’s back. I once held my breath Until I turned blue; But there’s no way I’m going To kiss Sally Mae […]

They had been married for seventy years, It had been a very good marriage. It was appropriate that they met their fate While riding in a horseless carriage. She had always planned their diet carefully With just the right vitamins for their health. Because taking care of their bodies Was far more important than great […]

A sportsman’s not what you’d call Hank, Though he sure liked to hunt and fish. He would say, “It’s never too small, To look good on a dinner dish.” He’d no love for mounted trophies, A Scrooge just like Ebenezer. No trophy went up on Hank’s wall, It all went into his freezer. He was […]

It was on last night’s news So it’s got to be true; They must be much smarter Than anybody knew! They use rats for testing The treatments for cancers. So are rats smart enough To know the right answers? Animal Testing has no moral. It was just a fun thing to write. We all like […]