Everyone says
That I am dumb
That I can’t walk
While chewing gum.

They said my feet
Didn’t come in pairs
And I can’t whistle
While climbing stairs.

Two friends saw me
Out on the street
And bet that I
Had two left feet.

But here’s the truth,
And they both lose:
I’ve just been wearing
Two left shoes!


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