It was on last night’s news
So it’s got to be true;
They must be much smarter
Than anybody knew!

They use rats for testing
The treatments for cancers.
So are rats smart enough
To know the right answers?

Animal Testing has no moral. It was just a fun thing to write. We all like to joke about having to study for a blood test and how much funnier is it to think of a classroom full of little rats sitting at little desks taking tests. Of course it is now politically incorrect to use the dear little creatures in medical research.

Wonder what the PETA crowd would do if their houses suddenly became infested with rats like the places that some of the slum children have to live in?