Mangy Rat fought Smarty Cat Over a hunk of cheese. Mangy Rat did not know that The cheese was full of bees. Mangy Rat learned about that, When he sat on the cheese. Mangy Rat should not have sat, I think he now believes. So Mangy Rat told Smarty Cat That he could have the […]
Entries from September 2024 ↓
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Mangy Rat and Smarty Cat
September 30th, 2024 — Poems for Children
First Day Of School
September 29th, 2024 — General Humor
The first day of school and he was still in bed. I had do get him dressed, and I had to get him fed. Why was it such a struggle to get him on his way? The first day of school was such a trying day. Then as I fixed his sandwiches, I had a […]
Do You Have Frogs?
September 26th, 2024 — Bible Stories
Last night, in bed, I spoke to God, He talked to me about my fate. He said he had a plan for me. I quickly asked if it could wait. I said that things were not too bad, That I could make it all alone. The problems facing me in life, I’d like to handle […]
Jack and Jill
September 23rd, 2024 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill Received a bill For piping in their water. The bill was high, Jill hit the sky But Jack ran out and caught her.
Club Rules
September 19th, 2024 — Life with Children
Mommy walked me then she rocked me Sang me songs and hugged me tight Told me just how much she loved me Told me I should go night-night. Then she put me in my bed Then she told me, “Go to sleep” Said that it was Baby’s bedtime Told me not to make a peep. […]

