Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes

Jack and Jill Received a bill For piping in their water. The bill was high, Jill hit the sky But Jack ran out and caught her.

Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.

Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep With a note no bank would carry. She kept one lamb That she called Sam And she gave it to Mary.

There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”

Last night Dad read a poem about Some kid’s cradle in a treetop. The wind blew so hard that it caused The kid and cradle both to drop. There’s not a clue about the kid; What happened after he fell down? Did he end up like poor old Jack, Who tripped and fell and broke […]