Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes

Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep With a note no bank would carry. She kept one lamb That she called Sam And she gave it to Mary.

Humpty Dumpty lay on the ground A crushed and broken fella. No one wanted to put him together ‘Cause he had salmonella.

Hi diddle diddle The Cat dumped the fiddle And now plays the electric guitar. The Cow and her friends said they wouldn’t “Jump” ‘Cause “The Moon” was out a little too far. Little Dog’s band laughed at the dish But they laughed a little too soon. ‘Cause she and her partner won the contest With [...]

Was Jack so nimble? Was Jack so quick? Or was it the fire On the candlestick?

Tinkle, tinkle little tot, Did you know you missed your pot? There’s a wet spot on the floor, And it wasn’t there before.