Jack and Jill Received a bill For piping in their water. The bill was high, Jill hit the sky But Jack ran out and caught her.
Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes
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July 29th, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
July 21st, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.
June 26th, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep With a note no bank would carry. She kept one lamb That she called Sam And she gave it to Mary.
There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”
December 23rd, 2015 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Last night Dad read a poem about Some kid’s cradle in a treetop. The wind blew so hard that it caused The kid and cradle both to drop. There’s not a clue about the kid; What happened after he fell down? Did he end up like poor old Jack, Who tripped and fell and broke […]