Little Miss Willow Sat on a pillow And there she was going to stay. But a spider beside ’er Convinced our Miss Willow That she should go elsewhere to play. By R. Wayne Edwards
Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes
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September 11th, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
August 24th, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Five little piggies All went out to eat, Which for little pigs Is always a treat. Two piggies had trout And two pigs had brim. The fifth said water Was enough for him. Three pigs ate whole pies, One ate a quarter. The littlest pig Drank only water. The waiter’s comment, “It’s so weird, I […]
August 2nd, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Hickory, Dickory and Doc Three mice that lived in a clock. The clock struck one with such a knock Now there’s only Dickory and Doc.
July 30th, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little lamb And it was such a pity. They came and took her lamb away ‘Cause she lived in the city.
July 29th, 2016 — Mangled Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill Received a bill For piping in their water. The bill was high, Jill hit the sky But Jack ran out and caught her.