Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes

Was Jack so nimble? Was Jack so quick? Or was it the fire On the candlestick?

Tom, Tom, the piper’s son Stole a pig but he didn’t run. He said no one could make him pay, Since he belonged to the P.E.T.A. That’s why he said he turned it loose. It went next door and killed a goose And they threw its owner in the calaboose.

Hickory, Dickory and Doc Three mice that lived in a clock. The clock struck one with such a knock Now there’s only Dickory and Doc.

Mary had a little lamb And it was such a pity. They came and took her lamb away ‘Cause she lived in the city.

Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.