Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes

Hickory, Dickory and Doc Three mice that lived in a clock. The clock struck one with such a knock Now there’s only Dickory and Doc.

Mary had a little lamb And it was such a pity. They came and took her lamb away ‘Cause she lived in the city.

Jack and Jill Received a bill For piping in their water. The bill was high, Jill hit the sky But Jack ran out and caught her.

Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.

Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep With a note no bank would carry. She kept one lamb That she called Sam And she gave it to Mary.