Category: Mangled Nursery Rhymes

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Mary’s Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb And it was such a pity. They came and took her lamb away ‘Cause she lived in the city.

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill Received a bill For piping in their water. The bill was high, Jill hit the sky But Jack ran out and caught her.

Jack Sprat

Jack Sprat was very fat, His wife was very lean. They both dressed up in pumpkin shells On every Halloween.

Little Bo Peep

Little Bo Peep lost all her sheep With a note no bank would carry. She kept one lamb That she called Sam And she gave it to Mary.

Shoe Lady

There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. It wouldn’t have been bad, Had it only been new. If it was like mine, She probably said “Phew!”