Wee Wee Wee

Five little piggies
All went out to eat,
Which for little pigs
Is always a treat.

Two piggies had trout
And two pigs had brim.
The fifth said water
Was enough for him.

Three pigs ate whole pies,
One ate a quarter.
The littlest pig
Drank only water.

The waiter’s comment,
“It’s so weird, I think,
For a pig like you
To have only drink.”

The littlest pig
Said, “It has to be,
‘Cause all the way home
I go wee wee wee.”


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