Just a penny, just a penny, The tramp saw it half hidden there. For such a small amount as that, The tramp had given little care. A little urchin saw it next And wrapped it in his grimy fist. He thought of wonders he would buy And he had dreamed of quite a list. He […]
Category: Bible Stories
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Just a Penny
July 3rd, 2025 — Bible Stories
The Ass’s Jawbone
June 18th, 2025 — Bible Stories
When I tell This little tale About a man Swallowed by a whale, My tongue gets tangled In what I say, It won’t come out The proper way. I’ll hurry on I mustn’t delly; Jonah was in The whale of a belly. Oh dear, not belly I knew I’d fail. He spent three days In […]
The Lunch
November 11th, 2024 — Bible Stories
My mother could make such a wonderful lunch, With sandwiches so tasty and chips you could crunch. Each sandwich was full of all she could cram, With all kinds of meats, but of course never ham. Now this was to be a most special day, With no time to dawdle and no time to play. […]
The Bigger Miracle
November 8th, 2024 — Bible Stories, Church Humor
The young boy learned in Sunday school, How the Israelites crossed the Red Sea; How God then drowned the Egyptians, Allowing his people to flee. “That’s no miracle,” someone said, “They actually crossed the Sea of Reeds. The water there is two feet deep. Just a marsh full of brush and weeds.” The boy said, […]
The Boat
October 22nd, 2024 — Bible Stories
God said, “Noah, let’s take a walk. You and I have got to talkâ€. The way God looked made Noah wonder; His eyes were lightning, his voice was thunder. “They’ve changed my laws to fit their needs And changed the way my Bible reads. I made the female and the male But now the difference […]