My mother could make such a wonderful lunch, With sandwiches so tasty and chips you could crunch. Each sandwich was full of all she could cram, With all kinds of meats, but of course never ham. Now this was to be a most special day, With no time to dawdle and no time to play. […]
Category: Bible Stories
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The Lunch
November 11th, 2024 — Bible Stories
The Bigger Miracle
November 8th, 2024 — Bible Stories, Church Humor
The young boy learned in Sunday school, How the Israelites crossed the Red Sea; How God then drowned the Egyptians, Allowing his people to flee. “That’s no miracle,” someone said, “They actually crossed the Sea of Reeds. The water there is two feet deep. Just a marsh full of brush and weeds.” The boy said, […]
The Boat
October 22nd, 2024 — Bible Stories
God said, “Noah, let’s take a walk. You and I have got to talkâ€. The way God looked made Noah wonder; His eyes were lightning, his voice was thunder. “They’ve changed my laws to fit their needs And changed the way my Bible reads. I made the female and the male But now the difference […]
Do You Have Frogs?
September 26th, 2024 — Bible Stories
Last night, in bed, I spoke to God, He talked to me about my fate. He said he had a plan for me. I quickly asked if it could wait. I said that things were not too bad, That I could make it all alone. The problems facing me in life, I’d like to handle […]
Petty Cash
August 15th, 2024 — Bible Stories
He was a tax collector, The very best of the best, For he collected taxes Overlooked by all the rest. So, just why should he report All the tax he collected? The coins he kept for himself Would never be detected. One night a thief found the coins, A right goodly pile of loot, In […]