Entries from April 2024 ↓

I have never once been fired But I’m the first to admit, When they stop paying me I get mad and quit. I didn’t lose my job, That’s all that there is to it. I know right where it is They’ve just got someone else to do it. I’m not afraid of work, No matter […]

Our grandma got her a skateboard And none of us know what to do. We’re all afraid she might get hurt. Because she’s almost eighty-two. We called her favorite doctor, Who is a veterinarian. He said that’s much too dangerous For an octogenarian. He told us that our Gram’s old bones Had gotten brittle as […]

Jerry’s mother told him That dark should hold no fear, “God’s given you an angel And he is always near.” But dark is just for monsters And Jerry liked the light. He feared to go out in the dark And always stayed inside at night. But it was Jerry’s evening job To shut the barnyard […]

I learned a lesson Very well; I picked a cat up By its tail!

I came on two Yankees talking, They talk English kinda funny, Said they wouldn’t live in Texas Not for any kind of money. They said that all of us Texans Talk real funny and way too slow. They said they often have to leave Before we finish with hello. I told them, “Laugh at how […]