I came on two Yankees talking,
They talk English kinda funny,
Said they wouldn’t live in Texas
Not for any kind of money.

They said that all of us Texans
Talk real funny and way too slow.
They said they often have to leave
Before we finish with hello.

I told them, “Laugh at how we talk,
I’ll be first to tell you sonny,
Our Texas talkin’s plenty good
It’s just you Yankees listen funny.”


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