Entries from March 2024 ↓

“My wife has changed me, “said the man. “I no longer have bad habits. I go to church every Sunday When before I hunted rabbits.” “She taught me how to dress real neat. And taught me music I should like. She taught me to enjoy fine arts And made me sell my motor bike.” “Now […]

He said he was going to count his blessings And take responsibility for his actions. His wife said, “You can’t count your blessings. You never were too good at fractions.”

We took our Tommy to Sea World To see Shamu the Killer Whale, But little Tommy read a sign That caused his face to turn quite pale. He put up such a screaming fit And then refused to go inside. He pointed to the sign he’d read, His face was pale, his eyes quite wide. […]

Strolling through the jungle, Ted and his buddy Bryan Were surprised to come upon A very badly distressed lion. It was sitting out there alone, On the hot Savanna Plain. Its paw was red and swollen; They could tell it was in pain. Ted was quick to tell his buddy, His gullible buddy Bryan, About […]

I didn’t want to tell her, Because she thinks that I’m too soft. I knew that when she found out, I’d be sleeping in the loft. The rooms have both been empty And our business has been slow. We really need to rent them, Because we really need the dough. Our nicest room was upstairs […]