Entries from March 2024 ↓

My neighbor said she’d found a way Of getting her son out of bed, To get him up to go to school Had been like waking up the dead. Now he gets up at her first call, I asked her how she managed that. “He always sleeps with his big dog I just throw in […]

“My wife has changed me, “said the man. “I no longer have bad habits. I go to church every Sunday When before I hunted rabbits.” “She taught me how to dress real neat. And taught me music I should like. She taught me to enjoy fine arts And made me sell my motor bike.” “Now […]

He said he was going to count his blessings And take responsibility for his actions. His wife said, “You can’t count your blessings. You never were too good at fractions.”

His four daughters called him “Dummy” And to his back made fun of him. Ever since he’d lost his hearing And since his sight had gotten dim, While to his face they were all kind. Using names, like “Dear” and “Honey.” Since each had hopes she’d be the one To inherit Daddy’s money. Then his […]

We took our Tommy to Sea World To see Shamu the Killer Whale, But little Tommy read a sign That caused his face to turn quite pale. He put up such a screaming fit And then refused to go inside. He pointed to the sign he’d read, His face was pale, his eyes quite wide. […]