“My wife has changed me, “said the man.
“I no longer have bad habits.
I go to church every Sunday
When before I hunted rabbits.”

“She taught me how to dress real neat.
And taught me music I should like.
She taught me to enjoy fine arts
And made me sell my motor bike.”

“Now classical music is my taste
And I feast on gourmet cooking.
She cut my hair and trimmed my beard
And now says I am quite good looking!”

“She made of me a brand new man,
With brand new friends who all agree,
I have to dump her now because
She isn’t good enough for me!”


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