His first day in Heaven He was touring the grounds; All the Heavenly sights, And the Heavenly sounds. He couldn’t help wondering, “What’s happening below?” How were things at his church? He wanted to know. With the Heavenly TV, He could look down below. He would find his church service, And then he would know. […]
Category: Poems for Grownups
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From the Heart
September 21st, 2007 — On a Serious Note
My Guardian Angel
August 10th, 2007 — Church Humor, Married Life
A tiny voice said in her ear, As she started to leave the store; “Stop right there where you are,” it said “And don’t take even one step more!” A pile of bricks came crashing down And landed where she would have been; A wheelbarrow and some other things, Were followed by some rusty tin. […]
I’m Just Visiting Here
July 24th, 2007 — Poems for Grownups
The tall overconfident man Asked the beautiful young lady, “How do you handle the strange men, Whose attentions seem a bit shady?” “When I don’t want a man’s attention I always make it very clear. When he asks me for my address, I tell him, “I’m just visiting here.” He laughed and told the young […]
Driver’s License
July 3rd, 2007 — Blonde Humor, Quickies
He asked her for her driver’s license. The pretty blonde was quite mad. “Yesterday you took away The only license that I had!”
The Copy Machine
June 20th, 2007 — Poems for Grownups
He was standing by the shredder A confused look on his face. He never uses the equipment And looked entirely out of place. I took the paper from my boss And fed it into the machine. My boss is usually quiet nice But then at times he’s downright mean. You can imagine my concern That […]
