Category: Poems for Grownups

Satan sent his evil minions Out looking for a summer home Where he could go when Hell got hot, He wanted lots of space to roam. They quickly found the perfect place, It was a real nice fixer-upper. The Devil said he’d take a look, That night after he had supper. He saw he’d have […]

Have you seen my grandma? She’s been gone for days. She really got caught up In that stupid walking craze. She was way too quick to listen To the things that people say. Someone told her she should walk At least five miles every day. So if you see my grandma Will you kindly let […]

He called 911, his barn was on fire! The Mad Dog Fire Department was the best. His brand new hay-filled barn on fire Would put these valiant men to test. He telephoned them to please come quickly And then rushed to meet them up at his gate. But when he got there, they’d crashed through, […]

“Dad, I’ll mow the lawn And clean the garage, If you’ll let me have Grandmother’s old Dodge.” “You think you deserve Your own set of wheels? Go get a hair cut, Before you make deals.” “Jesus and Samson Both had long hair, To make me cut mine Is not being fair.” “The way they wore […]

All of us kids love Grandma, She has just turned ninety four. None of her friends can keep up With our Grandma anymore. She is always on the go And always at full throttle. She has no need for glasses. She drinks straight from bottle!