Category: General Humor

“You don’t need a parachute to skydive.” That was my good friend’s advice. “Why wear a cumbersome parachute? Unless you plan on jumping twice.”

There are some people that I know Who are so easy to enthuse; If they only come in second, They’d rather think they’re first to lose.

Two young ladies sat in Heaven; The two of them had been best friends. They were discussing how they each Had come to their untimely ends. The first friend said, “I froze to death. And it’s not all that bad you know. You’re cold, then you get warm and sleep; It’s quite a peaceful way […]

For the annual church fund raiser, Joan was going to make a cake. She was in an awful hurry, She had but little time to bake. When she took it from the oven, The middle was one great big hole. She saw it was about the size Of a toilet paper roll. She quickly ran […]

“I’m on my way to a lecture”, The drunk driver told the cop Who’d pulled him over past the light, Where the young man had failed to stop. “Who’s giving a lecture this late, And what is the lecture about?” The policeman asked the drunk driver, With a voice reflecting his doubt. “It’s about alcohol […]