Category: Poetry

My friend said to cook a hot dog Roast it and eat it on a bun. Well, it was certainly tasty I think I’ll catch another one.

A large green thing came in our house, It ate right through our big front door. It ate the paper from the walls And ate the rugs off of the floor. I think I’d better tell my mom, Because she’ll know just what to do. The green thing will be sorry then My mom will […]

Consider the monkey, A devious creature. He mimics mankind In most every feature. But for only one thing, That I think’s just as well, Mankind is not blessed With the monkey’s long tail. Have you ever had thoughts, Of just how it would be, If God handed out tails When he made you and me? […]

“The procedure’s an easy one, And you will do quite well”, she said. The nurse was speaking quietly While standing there beside my bed. “I know that this will be your first And this procedure isn’t fun, You know you’ll be a better man Once this operation has been done.” Had she addressed those words […]

If God answered all our prayers, We might not think it very nice. If He’d given me all I prayed for I’d have married the wrong man… TWICE!!!