A large green thing came in our house,
It ate right through our big front door.
It ate the paper from the walls
And ate the rugs off of the floor.

I think I’d better tell my mom,
Because she’ll know just what to do.
The green thing will be sorry then
My mom will turn it into stew.

It’s heading for my brother’s room,
My ucky yucky brother Kyle!
Best tell Mom before it eats him…
Or… maybe wait a little while!