Category: Poetry

An O with a stumpy tail A letter of little use; Used by the duck But not by the goose. A letter of which I’m not too keen; But used by royalty It’s fit for a queen. When we play Scrabble We find that the Q Is almost worthless Without its U. I’ve much in […]

I planned to call this girl I met, Who had invaded every dream. I knew I’d marry her someday And we would be a lifelong team. A girl I’d never even touched Nor had I held in my embrace. But every time I closed my eyes I could still see her lovely face. She answered […]

Billy Bob is a super salesman Who can sell you almost anything. He has sold a fireplace to a snowman, And sold a rattlesnake a ring. Being the world’s best super salesman Is the thing that he most loves. He sold a blind man reading glasses; He sold an earthworm a pair of gloves. I […]

The priest had been razzing The Rabbi once again, Who believes eating pork Is a most awful sin. On their trip to the woods To look at the fall leaves He’d taunted the Rabbi About what he believes. I brought ham sandwiches They’re back there in my car. Just taste one and you’ll see How […]

“Don’t let me catch you there again!” Tommy’s mother said, as he climbed down. “I’ll try not to, but you’re too quiet, Next time could you make some kind of sound?”