Category: Poetry

The mailman said he caught a catfish That weighed a hundred and eighty pounds. He bragged about his monster catfish To everyone as he made his rounds. Old Jake told him he caught a catfish That was at least twenty times that big. It had swallowed a fisherman’s boat, His lantern and all his fishing […]

How much do I love you? Let me count the ways. Once I got started, I’ve been counting for days. It’s been quite a task, And if my love lingers, It’ll take me much longer ‘Cause I’ve run out of fingers.

My daddy is a golfer, He let me watch him play. I can’t wait to tell my mommy The new words I learned today.

Jennifer Jones just stole my name And gave it to her stupid cat! She’ll be sorry, when she finds out Mom’s buying me a new pet rat.

Grandma’s got a boyfriend He’s really quite a gent Though he walks a little crooked And his fingers are all bent. When he comes to call on Grandma He smells of wintergreen, But he always brings her flowers And he treats her like a queen. His hair goes ’round his head Like a snowy Christmas […]